Collins Maduabuchi Idoko (@Maduabuchii)
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Recent posts by Collins Maduabuchi Idoko
- The moment your Nigerian mother calls you by your full name, you already know a tribunal is about to sit. Even God will need a lawyer to def...
- Every December, Papa Chuka bought his Christmas chicken early, so it could "rest" before the feast. This year he went further: he bought a f...
- Lagos traffic turns a 20-minute journey into a three-part series. You leave home in the morning, you are still on the road by lunch, and by...
- Your hairdresser will show you a picture of the style and ask 'you like this one?' Then she gives you her own remix and still charges full p...
- Light finally came at 4 a.m., ten minutes after I bought fuel for the generator. Now the generator is full, the phone is charged, and there...
- Let me tell you about the loudspeaker war on our street. Two churches stand opposite each other on our road. On the left is Pastor Emmanuel...
- In Nigeria, 'I will call you back' is a polite goodbye. Nobody is calling back. Both of you know. The phone just needed a reason to hang up.
- My alarm clock and I have an agreement: it rings, and I pretend I never heard it. We have been doing this for three years. It has never won,...
- When Tunde finally got his driver's license, Uncle Musa handed him the keys to the old Camry with one instruction: "Bring it back with the s...
- My auntie will call you for 30 seconds just to tell you she will pray for you. Then the prayer lasts 30 minutes. You will miss two buses wai...