Post by Eza💯 (@eza)

🤣 THE DAY I TRIED TO IMPRESS MY CRUSH 😂😭
One day, I saw my crush walking toward me, so I decided to behave like a billionaire. 😎💰
I put my hand in my pocket, brought out my phone, and pretended to be on an important call.
I said, “Hello, boss! Have you transferred the ₦50 million? Good. Buy the private jet too!” ✈️😂
My crush smiled and said, “Wow, you’re rich!”
Before I could reply, my phone rang. 📱
It was my landlord. 😭😭
He shouted, “Oga, if you don’t pay your ₦5,000 balance today, I’m removing your door!”
My crush looked at me and said, “So you own a private jet but you don’t own a door?” 💀😂
Since that day, I’ve been single, humble, and using my neighbour’s Wi-Fi. 😭🤣
Moral of the story: Never pretend to be a billionaire when your landlord knows your real account balance. 😂😂
👇 Be honest: What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in front of your crush? 🤣

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