Post by Ngozi (@girlikezeekah)

Something happened on Saturday. A lady came to see her boyfriend in a public compound. She didn’t ask questions and saw a custard paint, though it was clean and had its cover. She used it to cook as a kitchen bowl. She used it to wash the rice and meat, and even used it to go and blend tomatoes. 😂

She finished cooking and had finished downloading the food when a neighbour was looking for her potty to do the do. After a long search, she saw it with her because she had washed it and kept it near her door to return it.

She now asked, Aunty, name withheld, bah you carry this paint rubber wey I Dey find. Ha! Wetin you use am do nah?nah My potty be that!

Oh, most of you that stay in a public compound will understand what it’s used for. 😭

Aunty now said, Jesus! I use am cook!

The woman said, You for ask nah.

She said, I see as say e clean naim make me use am.

Aunty started forcing herself to throw up. The boyfriend came out and joined in the 🤮 vomiting marathon. They felt so bad, but you no go fit vomit that kind thing nah.

The boyfriend was blaming her for not asking questions before using the paint.

Even me wey hear and witness am sef, I join them dey try to vomit because I can’t wrap my head around it.

My people, make una try dey ask questions oh!

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