Post by Kenneth Franklyn (@kenfrank)

A few signs that you might have accidentally joined the "Witches & Wizards Lekeelekee Group"* 😂👀

*1. NEPA Sign*
When NEPA takes light, and the first thing you do is stick your head out the window to pee... to check if it’s only your house or the whole street is in darkness.
And the moment you see everyone is affected? You feel so relieved and excited. "Ahh, so it’s not only me!"
Misery loves company.

*2. Progress Allergy*
You get jealous when you see the person you started life with making it bigger than you.
You forget that life is "turn by turn" and start wondering why God is "playing" with you.
If their win feels like your loss... check your membership card.

*3. Celebration Hater*
You can’t clap for people genuinely.
When someone gets a new car, job, or wedding, your first thought is "How? With what money?"
Instead of "Congratulations," it’s "Let me investigate."

*4. Gossip President*
You know everybody’s business but yours.
You sit down and analyze people’s lives like you’re on CNN, but your own life is on hold.

*5. Blame Spirit*
Nothing is ever your fault.
It’s always "village people," "they," "my ex," or "the economy."
Personal responsibility left the chat.

*6. Good News Poison*
The moment someone shares good news around you, you suddenly remember a sad story to kill the vibe.
"That’s nice o... but do you know what happened to my cousin?"

*7. Midnight Overthinker*
2 a.m., and you’re wide awake, replaying conversations from 2016 and planning revenge for things that didn’t even happen.
Sleep is for the innocent.
*Bottom line:*
If 3 or more signs above relate to you... my brother, my sister, it’s time to unsubscribe 😂
Touch grass. Clap for people. Pay your bills. Sleep well.
Life is turn by turn.

Which sign got you the most? 😂

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