Post by DENNIS (@NDB)

“What happened to me yesterday, I wouldn’t even wish it on my w0rst en£my. Yesterday, I went out with one of the girls I’ve been on a talking stage with here in Port Harcourt.

When we got to the restaurant, she ordered chicken Alfredo pasta. I asked her, ‘Have you had it before?’ She said no, that it was her first time and she just wanted to taste it.

She ordered the pasta, cocktail and other varieties. We had a lot of tequila before the food was ready. After eating, she started complaining that her tummy was dist&rbing her.

As a gentleman, I went to check the restroom to see how it was. I got there, it was very neat. I came back and told her, ‘Their restroom is clean oo. If you can manage, at least if it’s getting too much, you can use it.’

She said no. She doesn’t like using public toilets and all those kinds of things. I respected her decision and asked, ‘How b@d is it? Should I book an Uber so you can get home quickly?’

She said, ‘No, let me monitor myself small.’ We continued talking, then before you know it, she said it was getting serious and asked me to book Uber immediately. I booked it and we started heading to her house.

On our way, when we were almost at her place because she even said we were close, this girl decided to mess up the driver’s car. Like… she p00ed inside the car.

Immediately it happened, she just looked at me with one serious face and held herself. The smell filled the whole car.

The driver immediately parked, came down and shouted, ‘Both of you should come down from my car. You people must clean this thing. Bring tissue! Bring tissue!’

I was the one who used my hand to clean the m£ss inside the car while the girl was cleaning herself. I just kept thinking, if only she had used that public toilet, we wouldn’t be in this.

The driver was shouting, ‘See wetin your madam do! See wetin your madam do!’ For the Uber driver that carried us yesterday, if you’re watching this video, that girl is not my girlfriend. She’s just my talking stage.

I don’t know why you were shouting, ‘See wetin your madam do.’ She’s not my madam… yet. I was just trying to be a gentleman. People started gathering to make videos.

In case the video eventually comes out, I’ve already explained myself. We’re not a couple. She’s just my talking stage. They give me tissue, I come dey clean sh&&t, dey brush car.."

- Man recount an emb@rrassing experience after his talking stage m£ss£d up an Uber driver's car on their way home.

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