Post by Kenneth Franklyn (@kenfrank)

WIFE WANTED — URGENT

Qualifications:
1. 30% bad character — just enough spice, not full villain
2. Must know how to cook — both in the kitchen _and_ the other room
3. Behavior: Confusing. Nobody should be able to decode you
4. Professional certifications: Nagging & Keeping Malice — PhD preferred
5. Bonus skill: A little bit lazy. Productivity is overrated

If you tick all the boxes, comment "I'M HERE"
I’ll DM you privately. No time wasters pls 🙏

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