Post by Emperor P&P (@sirchef)

The Smart Thief 😂
A thief entered a house at midnight and started looking for valuables.
Suddenly, he heard a voice:
“Jesus is watching you!”
The thief froze. He looked around but saw nobody.
He continued searching.
Again, the voice said:
“Jesus is watching you!”
The thief turned on his phone torch and saw a parrot in a cage.
He laughed and said, “So na you dey scare me? What is your name?”
The parrot replied, “Moses.”
The thief laughed harder. “Who names a parrot Moses?”
The parrot answered, “The same person who named the Rottweiler Jesus.” 😂😂😂

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