Post by dives (@dives)

This is why you need to be strong in the bedroom to make a woman happy.

Few days ago while seated in the bus, this woman brought out hospital cards and flipped through them.

A woman seated beside her asked.

"Madam, are you going to the hospital?"

She said yes.

And explained further.

"I wan go see doctor for my husband."

She was very open with her when she asked what the problem was.

She spoke in whispers.

"Na him thing o. E no the rise like bread. E dey quick quick die, and him the tire sharp sharp. Them say make I the come collect one melecine to make am standa. So that my husband go the fire me like horse."

"Why didn't he follow you?"

"My husband?"

The woman chuckled.

"My sister forget that thing. Na woman wey know wetin she the face for house go find solution to her problem. Wetin concern Igbo man wey no well? Na him electronic business na him concern am. If woman cheat now, them say you cheat. Na for better for worse na him I dey so now o. E better make I go wake the only thing wey the make woman happy for night."

She turned back to see if anyone was listening.

That was how she caught me looking at her with my mouth opened.

"Oga, you hear anything?"

"Me? No o."

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