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A Grave Mistake

Pastor: if you are worshiping with us for the first time in this church, do stand up for recognition.

A gentleman stood up.

Pastor: This is the New life Church. You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name.
New comer: I'm Dele
(church...shouts and cheers)

Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ?

Dele: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.
Church: AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him; Oh Lord, promote Mr Dele's business in this church (speaks in tongues...
masokokokokole sebede)
Pastor: Listen, your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Dele: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Dele, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well?
Dele: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me.
As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me.
I learned a trade in making caskets. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business.
That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.

Pastor: Mr Dele, Please stand up. Do you want things to go badly for you?
Are you crazy?

Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Dele's life and business permanently if he refuses to leave this church immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church)
YOU FOOLISH, UNFORTUNATE PERSON! Oh God, deliver us from this evil man!!

And all the LL Family join to shout AAMMEEEEN 😂
Happy Sunday all. Do have a great sunny day 💝

A Grave Mistake Pastor: if you are worshiping with us for the first time in this church, do stand...

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CSO intl: Moral lesson: Not every “green pasture” is meant for you. Sometimes growth means things around you get better — even if it affects your personal gain.
Emoji CSO: Imagine leaving a church because people stopped dying and your “business” was no longer booming 😭💔… that’s not hustle again, that’s pure wahala mindset!
P. Bey: One must ask what else has the Pastor encouraged his members to endorse blindly
Solomon kyauta: 😅
Like minds🫂: Every business needs patronage to thrive and every business owner will put in effect to attack Investor or clients the way and manner of doing so is what matters.
The pastor will not only have to reverse those prayers but expel him from his church oooo
AOJ: This story may appear funny, and it is indeed without doubt. But have we ever pondered in our quiet moments the sort of prayer requests we make to God? Some people pray God to take the life of those they consider their enemies, while the latter might be on their knees in prayer to God for long life...