Post by Francis Mindi (@Franki)

For 40 years of marriage, Grandpa had one strict rule in the bedroom: “Lights completely off.”

Grandma never questioned it. But after four decades, her curiosity finally got the better of her. One night, she reached out and switched on the lamp.

There stood Grandpa…holding a dildo.

“You lying, useless bastard!” she screamed. “You mean to tell me I’ve been married to an impotent man for forty years?!”

Grandpa stared at her for a moment and said, "I'll explain the dildo, you explain the kids.

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