Post by Igho Praise Akpos Akpevwe (@SEAofPOUNDs)
Oh wow, the Nigerian Senate just heroically saved democracy… by killing the electronic transmission of election results. Truly legendary stuff.
Now our votes can continue their magical mystery tour: Occasionally multiply like miracle bread
No annoying real-time uploads to spoil the fun. Congratulations distinguished senators — you’ve officially locked in:
1. More “over-voting” classics
2. "Result sheets missing” sequels
3. Endless tribunal drama for 2027
4. And maximum public disgust.
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